Enough is Enough

Dear Penelope Cruz,

I'll quit you. I've done it before (i.e. Nicole Kidman, Mischa Barton) and I'll do it again. Who do you think you are impressing with your constant black dresses that all look exactly the same? We get it, you have Javier, you don't have to sex it up on the red carpet anymore. However, being modest and REFINED DOESN'T HAVE TO BE BORING (i.e. Diane Kruger). You know it's bad when both Meryl Steep and Nicole Kidman have looked better than you for two award shows in a row. Don't you remember the good old days. Like when you wore that brown velvet halter dress by Alaïa. You should give him a call, because if you insist on wearing black, it might as well be by Alaïa.